This year for my birthday gift to you all, here is a list of quotes from movies, one for every year I’ve been around. Think you can name them all?
Ramon Miguel ‘Mike’ Vargas: A policeman’s job is only easy in a police state.
Roger Thornhill: Now, what can a man do with his clothes off for twenty minutes?
Calvera: If God didn’t want them sheared, he would not have made them sheep.
Holly Golightly: I’ll never get used to anything. Anybody that does, they might as well be dead.
James Bond: That’s a Smith & Wesson, and you’ve had your six.
George Washington McLintock: You women are always raising hell about one thing when it’s something else you’re really sore about.
Joe: I don’t think it’s nice, you laughin’. You see, my mule don’t like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you’re laughin’ at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you’re going to, I might convince him that you really didn’t mean it.
Alec Leamas: I reserve the right to be ignorant. That’s the Western way of life.
Sir Thomas More: When a man takes an oath, he’s holding his own self in his own hands like water, and if he opens his fingers then, he needn’t hope to find himself again.
Max Bialystock: Leo, he who hesitates is poor!
Frank: People scare better when they’re dying.
Percy Garris: Morons. I’ve got morons on my team. Nobody is going to rob us going down the mountain. We have got no money going down the mountain. When we have got the money, on the way back, then you can sweat.
Patton: Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.
Willy Wonka: The suspense is terrible… I hope it’ll last.
Don Corleone: I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.
Demon: Your mother’s in here, Karras. Would you like to leave a message? I’ll see that she gets it.
Noah Cross: ‘Course I’m respectable. I’m old. Politicians, ugly buildings, and whores all get respectable if they last long enough.
Peachy Carnehan: Now, the problem is, how to divide five Afghans from three mules and have two Englishmen left over.
Apollo’s Trainer: He doesn’t know it’s a damn show! He thinks it’s a damn fight!
McGrath: Every scout in the NHL is out there tonight, with contracts in their pockets, and they’re looking for talent. For winners. OOOOOOOOOH. All my years of publicity. All the fashion shows and radiothons for nothing… They come here tonight… to scout the Chiefs… the toughest team in the Federal League! Not this! Buncha… pussies.”
Superman: I’m here to fight for truth, and justice, and the American way.
Jack the Ripper: The future isn’t what you thought. It’s what I am!
Yoda: No. Try not. Do… or do not. There is no try.
Indiana: It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage.
Batty: All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in rain… Time to die.
Gus Grissom: He’s right. No bucks, no Buck Rogers.
Emperor Joseph II: And there are simply too many notes, that’s all. Just cut a few and it will be perfect.
Mal Johnson: That ain’t right. I had enough of what ain’t right.
Jack Burton: Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol’ storm right square in the eye and he says, “Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.”
Dread Pirate Roberts: Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.
Dwayne T. Robinson: We’re gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.
Harry Burns: I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Capt. Vasili Borodin: I would like to have seen Montana.
Captain Spock: There is an old Vulcan proverb: only Nixon could go to China.
Will Munny: It’s a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he’s got and all he’s ever gonna have.
Ash: Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the gun.
Gib: Same thing happened to me with wife number two, ‘member? I have no idea nothing’s going on, right? I come home one day and the house is empty, and I mean completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick bitch takes the ICE CUBE trays out of the FREEZER?
Capt. Ramsey: We’re here to preserve democracy, not practice it.
Billy: Now Sid, don’t you blame the movies. Movies don’t create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
Captain Dudley Smith: Go back to Jersey, sonny. This is the City of the Angels, and you haven’t got any wings.
Philip Henslowe: I don’t know. It’s a mystery.
Sir Alexander Dane: By Grabthar’s hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged.
Maximus: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Boromir: Our people, our people. I would have followed you, my brother… my captain… my king.
Dr. Iris Hineman: Sometimes, in order to see the light, you have to risk the dark.
Red Pollard: You know, everybody thinks we found this broken-down horse and fixed him, but we didn’t. He fixed us. Every one of us.
Creasy: Forgiveness is between them and God. It’s my job to arrange the meeting.
Rachel Ferrier: Is it the terrorists?
Frank Costello: One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy.
Harry Potter: That even though we’ve got a fight ahead of us, we’ve got one thing that Voldemort doesn’t have. Something worth fighting for.
Lt. James Gordon: Because he’s the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
Alan Garner: Tigers *love* pepper. They hate cinnamon.
Dave Lizewski: Like every serial killer already knew: eventually fantasizing just doesn’t do it for you anymore.
Cary: Stop talking about production value, the Air Force is going to kill us.
Jack O’Donnell: This is the best bad idea we have, sir. By far.
Jackie Robinson: I don’t think it matters what I believe, only what I do.
Older Pete: A moment of pain is worth a lifetime of glory.
Mark Watney: In the face of overwhelming odds, I’m left with only one option, I’m gonna have to science the shit out of this.
Deadpool: Okay guys, I only have twelve bullets, so you’re all going to have to share!