Spider-Man Brand New Day (2026) 2

We are well past the point where any of my opinions are going to matter on a film like this. I am completely aware that my suggestions will be superfluous, after all the movie has already made over a billion dollars and it’s part of a long-standing franchise that is going to continue regardless of what I think. Nevertheless I consider it my responsibility to let people know what I thought of a movie that I saw in the theater, and I’m happy to say that I generally enjoyed the heck out of this movie. It’s not quite as fun filled with the fan service that we got in the last Spider-Man film 5 years ago, but it is plenty entertaining and doesn’t screw up our main characters too much.

Tom Holland may however be growing out of the role since he is much less boyish than he was when he first appeared on the scene as Spiderman in “ Captain America Civil Wars” more than a decade ago. The plot does have him growing older however, so it’s not as if the filmmakers are denying the existence of time, but rather they’re just trying to minimize it.

You can get a recap of the plot from a number of other sources, let’s just say that the film picks up pretty much where it needed to after the whole planet has been wiped with the memory of Peter Parker. Peter himself of course. still has his memories, which is what is torturing him a bit, because he still loves MJ and misses his best friend Ned. Having made the decision not to reconnect with them at the end of the film last time, he’s had to go it on his own. There’s a great sequence at the beginning of the film that reminded me of a similar sequence in “Fantastic Four First Steps”, where we see a quick montage of Spider-Man defeating a variety of his comic villains. On the Lambcast my friend Jeanette used the term “cold open villain”, to describe the secondary nature of these characters. They exist just long enough to demonstrate Spider-Man skill but they aren’t worthy of an entire film.

The lone police detective that Spider-Man has connected with, forming a relationship similar to that between Batman and Commissioner Gordon, is professionally effective but emotionally empty. This means Peter is spending a lot of time wallowing in his existential crisis. He watches Instagram posts from Ned about the lives of he and MJ as they go through MIT without him. It’s only the presence of a new supervillain, a mysterious psychic, who LeapFrogs from person to person, that causes Peter to try to reconnect with his old friends.

Meanwhile Spider-Man is also undergoing some changes as a result of his isolation. Apparently the spider DNA that is coursing through his body is following an evolutionary pattern for spiders who do end up in a solitary existence. The changes frightened Peter and move him to try to consult with somebody else who is fighting the DNA in their own body. It’s not really a spoiler to tell you that this person is Dr Bruce Banner, since the character is featured in most of the promotional material for this movie.

Bruce has sound advice but it comes with a warning and as usual, Peter can’t really listen to a warning, he dives right into trying to make a solution that will work. As it turns out the solution would also potentially stop the new super threat that the psychic presents. In case you haven’t guessed it, that solution is a double-edged sword which may in fact hurt Peter, and can definitely be weaponized by the Department of Damage Control, the agency that is under attack from the psychic, and which has been responsible for cleaning up after alien and enhanced human confrontations.

There are two very emotional scenes in the film, each of which is worth talking about a little bit. Peter gets two chances to confront the situation between him and MJ, one turns out to be a ruse, and the other is a quite affecting moment between the two actors on the screen. The filmmakers do a nice job confronting the situation that Peter has put himself in in relationship to MJ. They don’t have an easy answer, but they do seem to have an honest one. And if you have any romance in your heart for their relationship, it may provoke a moment where you choke up.

Even more emotional however, the clever way Peter tries to resolve the issue with our mysterious psychic. It involves a memory of a conversation that he had with his deceased aunt. Marisa Tomei returns as Aunt May and what might have been flashbacks but are really extended visions in Peter’s head. The conversation that Aunt May has with the Peter possessed psychic, is likely to invoke some tears in those of us who are pretty sentimental.

As it turns out, there are other characters from the MCU that show up in the film as well. One is there for a bit of comic relief and for some narrative, but mostly just to remind us that the Avengers is still a thing. The other MCU character is providing a transition to a new set of possibilities in the Marvel Universe. Those comic book fans who know the history of the rights dispersal of MCU characters, will be salivating at the chance to maybe reconnect some formally disconnected Heroes.

There’s a lot more to talk about here, and if you want to hear more from me, you can visit the Lambcast episode that I have shared, where Jeanette Ward and I spent an hour debriefing each other on our opinions and theories.

Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)

One of the guests on the Lambcast covering “Fantastic Four First Steps”, quoted Theodore Roosevelt “comparison is the thief of joy.” I can see how this is true in many respects, especially when looking at films from a similar genre. It is nearly impossible however to ignore comparisons when the film’s open within a week of one another and both of them are comic book icons. Superman and the Fantastic Four come from different Studios, have slightly different sensibilities, long range purpose seems to be dissimilar enough that a comparison might be unnecessary. I think an exception has to be made however when both films embrace their comic book roots so thoroughly.

“Fantastic Four First Steps”, like James Gunn’s recent Superman film, accept the concept that they come from a comic universe. The Superman film features a pocket universe in a different dimension. Some of the threats that appear on screen are interdimensional beasts, which are Illustrated to be comic book monsters. In the Fantastic Four film, the universe is traversed by a faster than light spacecraft, and our heroes encounter a villain who looks like he stepped out of a Transformers movie, with pretensions to becoming a star of a Godzilla film. It is a completely wack idea, but it is straight out of the comic books of the era. That’s what makes this retro version of the Fantastic Four so much fun.

I’ve created an artificial statistical measure, to trace the Joy from each of these films. 80% of my enthusiasm for Superman comes from the dog Krypto, a CGI character who is more realistic and which behaviors seem more real than most human actors are capable of achieving. I loved every minute of the Superdog in that movie. In contrast, about 70% of my enthusiasm for the “Fantastic Four First Steps”, comes from the Retro stylings that have been pursued by the filmmakers. This movie personifies the aesthetic of a 1960s comic book set in a future world, as imagined by the artists of the time. The vehicles used by the Fantastic Four look like spaceships designed by imaginative 12-year-olds from 1960. There is a sharp pointed a trifold fin arrangement and a ring which encircles the vehicle which renders it capable of light speeds. Back at home, the Fantastic Four Drive a flying car that reminded me of George Jetson. The uniforms worn by the Fantastic Four looked like they could have come out of a Thunderbirds movie or maybe Fireball XL-5.

Vanessa Kirby plays Sue Storm (Richards since she and Reed are married and expecting. She is the Invisible Woman. There might have been some anxiety that she would be turned into a girl boss in a woke version of this comic. Instead she is the embodiment of 60s values, a loyal and loving wife and a fiercely devoted mother. The fact that she is competent in her job and cares for the family that surrounds her makes her a figure of sympathy and affection rather than a symbol of feminists rejection of a traditional male female relationship. In other words Sue is a hot woman with a husband that she loves and a job that she’s good at. On top of that she’s about to become a mother, and motherhood becomes the defining characteristic of this hero.

Pedro Pascal feels a little bit Overexposed at this time. In spite of that, I enjoyed him as Reed Richards / Mister Fantastic. He does bring a certain gravitas to the story even when we’re talking about giant space monsters who eat planets. The other actors in the film were fine as well but it was clearly Vanessa Kirby who is making the greatest impact in the movie.

I also like the fact that this was mostly a standalone film, not dependent on a series of TV shows or prior films for me to be able to understand what the heck is going on. Although it will ultimately be connected to the larger MCU, at the moment it feels fresh and distinct enough that I think it could survive on its own as a film series, if people are willing to commit to it. I said it in my review of Superman that I enjoyed the film but I was not enamored with it, for the Fantastic Four I think I can say I enjoyed the film and I was enamored with it. That’s a good feeling to leave a theater with. 

Thunderbolts* (2025)

We were scheduled to see this film on Thursday night at the usual preview screenings that now are really just the opening day of the film. However, as members of the Paramount Theater family we were invited to a free screening the night before that, so we felt a little special and we made the Trek down to the State Theater for the film. It was a packed audience and everybody was very enthusiastic, now let me tell you whether or not they should be,

The MCU has been in the doldrums for a few films now. It seems for every “Guardians of the Galaxy” success or “Deadpool” crossover, there is an “Eternals” or “Quantumania”, ready to drag the franchise down. The powers that be, have been struggling to get the gravy train back on track, and with this film it looks like they hit the switch for the right set of rails. “Thunderbolts*”, soon to be retitled, is a very satisfying team up of secondary characters, some heroic, some villainous, who come together as a group in order to face down the next existential crisis facing the planet. Yet before they deal with that crisis, they have to deal with a different existential crisis, their own sense of self-worth and levels of depression.

Florence Pugh’s character, Yelena, is a skilled Black Ops agent, with pretty much the same skill set as her sister, the deceased Black Widow. What satisfying thing can you do with those skills? Unfortunately it seems they’ve been put to use by the current director of the CIA for some not very pleasant tasks. Yelena is giving in to a malaise that she may not be able to draw herself out of. The fact that she is not the only one who is suffering from an apparent rut in an unsatisfying field is the premise for the film. I enjoy light-hearted super hero movies but I know they can’t all be fun times beating the bad guys. To make the stories real, there is usually some human drama involved. This movie creates a parallel structure of the opening half, with its mentally ill protagonists, and in the second half, turns that depression into the literal big bad of the film.

I’ve said it before, I am not deeply invested in comic books. It’s been about 55 years since I spent any time looking at those colorful pages in a magazine format. There have been thousands of stories, and hundreds of heroes and villains have come and gone in that time period. I understand that there will be characters that I’m not familiar with and that’s okay. As long as they are explained adequately in the film I’m looking at at the moment, I can enjoy the movie and appreciate the way the character seems to work. There are two characters in this in this film, which comic book fans seem to be quite wound up about, Taskmaster and the Sentry. Both of them appear in this film but with vastly different story arcs. I can’t begin to debate the merits of how the characters are used in comparison to the way they originated in the comic books, I have no knowledge in this area. I can say that I felt one of these characters was ill-used in this story and the other is being set up for more important plot lines in the future.

Florence Pugh continues to impress with her talents on the screen. She portrays a convincing badass with a serious demeanor who is conflicted over the direction of her life. In contrast, David Harbor, who plays her father the Red Guardian, is equally living a less than satisfied life, but his attitude toward it is completely different. His avuncular and upbeat personality provides the movie with some humor and light moments as the main characters face their existential nightmares. The film also features John Walker, who for a short period of time was the new Captain America. He is portrayed by Wyatt Russell, and his take on the character is funny while also being a little problematic. Of course the drama of the film stems from the fact that all of the characters are problematic.

The story combines the usual tropes of the MCU hero team-ups. Each misfit gets a brief introduction, they engage in a competition/fight among themselves, and then they learn who the real enemy is and have to decide if they are able to take on that individual. Does that sound like Guardians of the Galaxy or The Avengers? There’s a reason for that, it’s because these films with a group of Heroes follow very familiar storytelling points.

The combat scenes in this film are pretty solid. There’s a fight in an underground vault that is decisively designed to eliminate the heroes. It’s choreographed very carefully and the flying knives, speeding bullets, and Flying Kicks all last about the right amount of time. I never felt like anything in this movie was padding, although there are several sequences which seem to suggest the exact opposite.

A pivotal new character, Bob, starts off as a naive confused patient, but ends up a somewhat deranged and honest hero and villain. It’s another part of the mental health theme of this movie. It may be pressing good taste a little bit to have a deranged meth addict in a chicken costume attacking people for laughs, but in the long run it is a sad commentary on the lives that some people lead, returning us to that theme of disappointment, despair, and depression.

I can’t say that this was the best MCU film, or even a top tier episode. I can say I enjoyed it enough to go back for the Thursday night screening that we had originally planned on and repeat the experience for a second evening in a row. I was entertained by the film and satisfied that the keepers of the franchise are starting to right the boat. As usual there are mid credit and end credit sequences as part of the exit titles. One of them is just a final joke and the other is a tie-in to the future of the franchise. Both of them are worth sitting through the credits for. Oh, and we get an official redubbing of the film title.

*

Venom The Last Dance (2024)

There are at least two kinds of stupid movies. The first kind are  those that defy logic or character or screw up a concept, and they leave you pissed off. The best example I can think of from this year is “Longlegs”, which has so much going for it and then trips over itself in trying to be unique, and it ends up offending you, or at least it did me. The other kind of stupid movie is one that is outlandishly idiotic from the get go, but is entertaining because of it’ stupidity. Lots of old school comedies with Jim Carrey fit this category. “Venom The Last Dance” fits into this second category. It is dumb, nonsensical and full of stupid dialogue, but it is entertaining enough while you are watching it that you don’t resent it. 

What this movie has going for it is Tom Hardy, monologuing while pretending to be talking to the symbiotic creature inside of him, the alien “Venom”. He is basically doing an Abbot and Costello routine all by himself. Now of course it took a ton of other people, actors, production designers, VFX artists and code talkers, to make this movie, but the only thing that is memorable about it are the exchanges between Hardy’s Eddie Brock and his Symbiot Venom. There are a few laughs in the midst of CGI mayhem and convoluted plot twists, but that’s about it.

I have seen the other two Venom movies and I remember almost nothing about them. I think a couple of characters from those films pop up in this film but I am not sure. In a week I can say I have forgotten all three films completely. 

Deadpool and Wolverine (2024)

The snarky and violent “Deadpool and Wolverine” is entertaining but in a very specific way. It appeals to the naughty child in us, who is anxious to see all of the things that are held up as role models, taken down a peg or two. We don’t want anything to be so highfalutin that we can’t make a vulgar joke about it and share it with our friends and hope that they are amused by our cleverness. So congratulations Ryan Reynolds, all of your friends, me included, found your smart ass commentary and visuals to be funny. The fact that they’re funny however does not mean that what you’re doing is automatically good. I was entertained, and that’s the goal most of the time for a movie, but I also want to be moved emotionally by what I see, and that almost never happens in this particular film.

Of course Ryan Reynolds and the filmmakers already know that this is true. The opening sequence has Deadpool behaving as if he is a necrophiliac with the remains of Wolverine from the “Logan” movie. That film had a deliberately dramatic bent to it, and it was a fitting conclusion for that part of the X-Men story. What “Deadpool and Wolverine” does, is simply pretend that that story doesn’t matter, and proceed as if it’s okay to engage in mocking it as part of our own self-referential style. One of the problems with these films that are set in a Multiverse, whether it is something from the quantum Realm, something from a different timeline, or some magic variant of either the two, is that the stakes seem unimportant and as such the drama is largely missing.

I would have a hard time telling you exactly what it is that the two lead characters are trying to accomplish as the task in this plot. This movie is mostly a chance for fans of comic books who love it when characters that they follow fight one another and fans can indulge themselves in exactly that. Wolverine gets resurrected from the dead, or from some other timeline, primarily so he and Deadpool can bicker with one another like a battling pair of married people, or a buddy cop movie where the partners act like they hate each other, and cover up their true feelings with false bravado. In what would be the second act of this film, we get stranded in a place that were unfamiliar with. The Void doesn’t seem to follow any rules that will make it easy for us to understand how characters might manage to escape their situation, and we are returned to the presence of characters that have long been forgotten. That of course is the point of the movie, to give some of those superheroes a final act that they have been denied.

It’s been so long since I saw the Blade trilogy that I’m not exactly sure why it is I should be happy about the return to the screen of the actor who embodied that part, but I was. I never saw the Electra movie, so I don’t know whether this return is necessary or not. I did appreciate however, the joke that came up when Chris Evans made his appearance in the film. The direction that the moment took was one of those entertaining meta incidents, that the filmmakers clearly planned, relished, and executed so craftily. I hope it doesn’t spoil it for you that I even mentioned that actor’s appearance in the film.

Grotesque violence as humor is not new, in spite of what people who are seeing Deadpool might think. For example in Pulp Fiction from 30 years ago, we accidentally have a character shot in the face and disappeared for us, as criminals ineptly try to cope with the event. It works as humor because it’s shocking, and it stands out against all the other things that are going on in the film. The problem in “Deadpool and Wolverine” is that this sort of violence is in every scene, and it is repeated over and over and over again. There are just so many times you can go over the top and get a laugh from doing so, otherwise it just feels like you’re pressing. Which is frequently the way I felt while watching some of those scenes. The best example of it was the resolution of one of the characters who appears tangentially in the film. His demise was so quick and grotesque that it was shocking and funny at the same time, but that was not true in most of the other cases. The violence appeared to be the whole point of those sequences.

I recommend the film to people who are fans of superhero movies, and who have struggled with the DC Universe, and what has happened in the MCU. The The Fourth Wall comes down frequently, with commentary by Deadpool about the lack of planning, and coordination, around the comic book films and characters. Reynolds doesn’t spare himself from the mocking, and while such self depreciating humor is easy to appreciate, it also seems a little contrived as a way around the failures of earlier films to connect with us on an emotional level.

I don’t resent the success that the film has, I’m quite happy that theaters are full and movies are doing business. It’s just a shame that audiences are flocking to this while ignoring movies that are probably of greater worth and certainly a lot deeper. The kind of humor that we laugh at may very well reflect our culture and in this particular case not in a very positive look. It would be nice to say that we were the culture the laughed at Jack Benny, Albert Brooks, or Woody Allen but this film suggests that what we really find funny as a culture are The Three Stooges with knives. I like The Three Stooges, but I also recognize their humor is not as complex. The fact that we are amused is good, but it will not be longer lasting and it may not be worthwhile.