Dracula and Frankenstein (1931) Panic! at the Paramount

Panic! at The Paramount this year is actually Panic! at the State Theater since our beloved Paramount is undergoing renovations for a year. That does not mean that there’s been a fall off in the programming however, and although the State Theater is not as magnificent as the Paramount, when the lights are off and the screen is lit up with a classic film, and you are surrounded by people who love those kinds of movies the way you do, it is still a great experience.

Both “Dracula” and “Frankenstein” came out 95 years ago. A Century Of Horror was established with these films, and even though they weren’t the first horror films they created the template on which most of the films we see as being fright movies have followed. Warner Brothers was famous for its gangster pictures, and MGM had musicals but in the Golden Age of Hollywood, Universal is where you went to if you wanted a scary movie.

“Dracula” is based more on the stage play than on the book from Bram Stroker. There’s plenty of overlap, but the movie plays very much like a theatrical production. The actors have long bits of dialogue that they take turns saying in dramatic ways, with frequent pauses for the audience to process. It’s true that some of the storytelling here is a little creaky. Rubber bats bouncing up and down on a string are not particularly convincing, but in 1931 that’s how you did it, and I’m perfectly willing to go along with it.

The elaborate sets of Carfax Abby, are a nice in camera effect, that relies less on filters and backgrounds or animation, and more on production design with some spooky atmosphere provided by both the actors and the scenery. Speaking of scenery, I still think some of the painted backdrops used to create the roads and passes of Transylvania, are pretty impressive. The matte work of the castle in the mountains is equally strong.

The most lasting physical contribution that Dracula has made to the cinema is the portrayal of the dark count by Bela Lugosi, who starred in the original stage production, and his look is forever imprinted in our minds, this is what Count Dracula looks and acts like. I went as Dracula trick or treating as a kid, with the widow’s peak, the cape and The Medallion around my neck. They all reinforced the look, but it’s the fake accent that makes it work the best.

The other night I did notice an editing mistake in the film, or at least somebody screwed up on continuity. We learned that the lady in white who’s been terrorizing the children in London was in fact the deceased Lucy Weston. However we never see a resolution to that situation. I suppose it’s assumed that once Dracula himself has been disposed of his acolytes or Brides would fall by the wayside. In the Coppola version of Dracula, we got a gruesome resolution of that story. Maybe the audience is of 1931 we’re not ready to have a young woman be decapitated on screen.

As terrific as “Dracula” is, when it comes to production design, “Frankenstein” is how you really do it. The laboratory equipment sparks, snaps and flares with electricity. The interior of the abandoned watchtower, which serves as Dr. Frankenstein’s laboratory, , is matched by the exterior Matte shots, which make the local scenery into one of those Universal Staples. A dark mountain side with a castle located on the top and a foreboding Forest around it.

Just as “Dracula” had Bella Lugosi to anchor the story and give us an indelible villain, “Frankenstein” has Boris Karloff, playing a monster that is sometimes frightening and sometimes pitiful. The sequel does a much better job of building empathy for the monster, but in the moments where the monster is fearful of fire, all of us can relate to being intimidated by something scary.

The reels we saw the other night included the long missing segments with young Maria. She was always in the film, but the scene where she is flung into the lake by the monster, had been edited out back in the 1930s. The restored film stock is noticeably different in the film( although I’m pretty sure we saw a digital presentation).

Colin Clive as Henry Frankenstein, is certainly an example of screen acting styles of the era. He is frequently melodramatic and his voice exaggerates the emotional beats. Still, as I was watching it, I felt much more engaged with his character than I had in some of the previous screenings that I have attended.

It’s been more than 50 years since the movie “Young Frankenstein” came into my life, and I am still influenced by the fidelity to the production design of that movie, and the scenes from the original film that it parodies. The graveyard sequences and the bit about the brain being abnormal, only barely deviate from the original tone. Once again the style of the era has to be forgiven, but doing so is easy.

If ever you get a chance to see either of these films in a real theater with other patrons don’t miss out. They are fantastic time capsules that reflect how audiences could be shocked a century ago, but they also show how we are not that different from those audiences. This was another terrific evening of Classic Cinema from the Austin theater group who managed both the Paramount and state theaters.

Resident Evil (2026)

Here is a revelation that I didn’t see coming, had no expectations for, and caught up with simply because it was convenient to do so. I may have seen the original film version of “Resident Evil” at some point, but I couldn’t tell you anything about it. I’ve never been a gamer so I have no clue as to how the video game works and whether or not the premise was sustained through all of the iterations that came with the previous films. This appears to be a reboot, and from what I’ve seen online it doesn’t sound like it’s particularly faithful to the previous films or to the game. For me that is perfectly fine. This movie was a blast and I was entertained the whole time I was in my seat at a theater.

I have frequently complained about horror films that overuse CGI to produce the images that are supposed to terrify us. Too often the reveal of a monster at the end of a movie is the most disappointing part of the story instead of the most exciting part. And this film seems to set up that kind of disappointment. It starts off with a very creepy vibe, and practical makeup effects, and some great sequences shot in the snowy Woods and Fields. For almost the first hour of the film, we have one character, struggling against the unknown, and being felled by mishaps at every turn.

The film takes its dramatic shift at a farmhouse that is more secured than most banks, and this is where the special effects start to be a part of the story. It is a great surprise that they don’t screw up the goodwill created so far, instead they extend it.  Our protagonist continues to struggle, but with an even bigger slack Jawwed look than before. I’m not sure I’ve heard the “F”word used as much in a film since Scarface in 1983. Martin Scorsese and Samuel Jackson could take this a lesson from this character in the effectiveness of a brief ejaculation of that word, without any adjectives to go with it.

I won’t understate the horror aspects of this film, but I do want to make sure that people understand, this is primarily a comedy. The character of Bryan, is played with a combination of Innocence and ineptitude and strength by Austin Abrams. This guy carries the movie on his back, although there are other characters in the film, they exist only in relationship to Bryan,  and he seems like a good guy just trying to do the right thing, but never being able to make the right thing work.

When the film setting reaches the big city, and we start to get an explanation of what the heck the plot is all about, the tone of the film doesn’t really change, it’s just the scale that changes. Horrible things continue to happen to poor Bryan,  but now they feel overwhelming, and you begin to get a sense of futility. These events make the second part of the film slightly less enjoyable, although it is still filled with a lot of laughs.

The director Zach Cregger, made the film “Weapons” last year and that seems to be a critical breakthrough. His previous film “Barbarian” was 2/3 of a great movie, and this one is more like 7/8 of a good movie. The very end of the film is all set up for additional episodes rather than a conclusion that is satisfying to the story. Maybe that’s all for the best, because I’m sure I could continue to enjoy it if they find some way out of the CGI manifestation and the steps on all the stuff that came before. It was still gross and interesting, that suddenly the film feels a little more conventional as a result.

As Bryan would say, “F*#k”.  I enjoyed this movie enough to do it again  immediately.

It-Chapter 1 (2017) Revisit-Panic! at the Paramount

I remember when this film first came out, the trailer consisted primarily of those moments when little Georgie meets Pennywise in the sewer. It’s a bold choice to take the best moment from your film and make it the trailer, but it certainly succeeded in getting people hyped for the movie and into Cinemas. I know I had a fairly positive reaction to the movie back when it came out and you can read about that here.

Our experience with “It” this last week was at the Bullock theater which is an IMAX screen, and claims to be the largest screen in the state of Texas. It’s not hard for me to believe, having been seated in that theater a number of times this last summer. This is another film that is part of the Paramount Theaters programming which has had to move for the year while they are under renovation. Seeing the movie in IMAX doesn’t hurt it at all, in fact I think it added quite a bit to my experience.

Of course I remembered the key scene that I mentioned above, but I was pleased to be reminded that it was not the only moment in the movie that “It” is effective. There are disturbing visualizations, a couple of very effective jump scares, and a sense of dread that runs throughout the movie. The sense of dread is not just dependent on our Supernatural monster, it is also present through human characters that threaten our group of young protagonists.

This film is only chapter 1 of the two part “It”  movie series. I do remember that this was the more effective of the two. I plan on following up, but that will be a home screening rather than a theatrical presentation. I was quite pleased to be able to experience this film again in a theater and this time when I say on the big screen, I mean on a big screen.

Posted by Richard Kirkham at 11:27 AM

Zodiac (2007) Revisit (2026)

I saw this film a year ago on the big screen at the Paramount summer classic film series,  and then as before, it impressed me with how well it worked. I’ve said this a number of times on my podcast and probably here on the blog, “Zodiac” is black hole film, one whose gravitational pull I can never escape. We recently had another opportunity to see it on the big screen and I think I can safely now say something that I should have said 19 years ago, this is the best movie of 2007.  I love “No Country for Old Men” like most film fans do and I respect “There Will Be Blood” even though it is not a movie I embrace. Those are the two films that people usually think of when the Year 2007 comes up, but in all honesty I’ve watched “Zodiac” dozens of times for a reason, it juggles so many stories clearly and in a compelling way, so that every viewing feels like it is fresh.

To begin with, For me it is obviously a bit of a Nostalgia trip. I lived through that era from 1969 till the date at the end of this film. I remember news reports on television about the Zodiac Killer and the fear engendered in the state of California which is where I lived. The opening scenes of the film have a camera moving through a Suburban neighborhood on the 4th of July. This could easily have been one of the neighborhoods that I lived in. People were celebrating on their lawns setting off fireworks going to the drive-in to get a hamburger, and although they were tumultuous times politically, from the perspective of a kid they were great times.

Listening to the Donovan song Hurdy Gurdy Man will never be the same after this movie. It always had a hunting melody and a mysterious vocal performance, but when you add in the context of what happens while the song is playing in the film, it will stay with you in a way that is rather grim.  The depiction of the murder that takes place on the 4th of July is frightening and it draws you immediately to the sense of fear that was about to enfold the entire state. Director David Fincher moves us to the city desk of the San Francisco Chronicle by following a piece of mail that is laden with doom. He also manages to weave in the character of Robert Graysmith as played by Jake Gyllenhaal, so that we understand his curiosity and begin to see the compulsion that drives him for the rest of the film.

This movie came out a year before “Iron Man” and Robert Downey Jr was still in the process of recovering his reputation and career after having had a fallow period as a result of his drug problems. His appearance in this film is completely solid and probably gave a great deal of confidence to the people making the Marvel movies that they had made the right choice in a leading man. Downey Jr is not the star of the film but he often steals scenes and is one of the three most important characters for the majority of the film. Another central performance is from another future MCU fixture Mark Ruffalo, who plays the lead Detective in San Francisco, trying to solve the Zodiac case.

This movie is a thriller, a mystery, a police procedural, a domestic drama, and an illustration of bureaucratic political nightmares. Amazingly, all of those themes get a reasonable workout in the story. I forget that this is a nearly 3-hour movie when I’m watching it, because it never feels like it is too long or that it is wasting time. Each of the characters that we follow has important things to show us about how we confront horror. We get to see the wounds that the main characters inflict on themselves as a result of their contact with the crimes of the Zodiac Killer.

Robert Graysmith wrote the book that the film is based on, so of course the conclusion is the one that his book drew and it is the one that seems most plausible in the film. Gyllenhaal shows us a character who gets lost in a puzzle that he can’t seem to find the key piece for. His compulsive nature in following the case despite the fact that he’s not a police officer or an investigative journalist, draws in a romantic interest and ultimately drives it away..Chloë Sevigny  plays the woman who eventually becomes his wife and she is terrific as the bystander who gets flattened by the freight train of Graysmith’s Investigation.  

Robert Downey Jr’s character does ultimately vanish from the film, but his presence is felt throughout the movie. The theme of the film,  that there is more than one way to lose your life to a killer, is exemplified by the journalist Paul Avery, the character Downey Jr plays. His contact and connection with the Killer becomes an excuse for him to travel down the rabbit hole of pain management, which leads to the end of his career. Similarly, Ruffalo’s character of Dave Toschi,, succumbs to the frustration that every path has been a dead end, and he loses his way professionally for a period of time. And finally, cartoonist Robert Graysmith, alienates his wife and ruins his personal life, in pursuit of his need to know the truth. 

Fincher keeps the story compelling by giving us visualizations of the crimes that the Zodiac committed or claimed to have committed. The scene of the woman motorist on the road with her baby is particularly frightening. Fincher manages to show all of these events without revealing exactly who the zodiac is, and thus makes the movie continuously compelling. When the key suspect played by John Carroll Lynch,  shows up in the story, we are both fascinated and repelled by his character. They are red flags waving everywhere, but none of them seems to be the Smoking Gun which would lead us to the ultimate conclusion. While we were trying to piece everything together at the end of the film, Fincher gives us one more brilliant scene of suspense as Charles Fleisher gives us a guided tour of that rare California artifact, a basement.

The film looks fantastic, and the locations are great, as is every secondary character who shows up in the movie. We get police chiefs from different jurisdictions, who were played by very solid actors. There are two major roles filled by Philip Baker Hall and Brian Cox, who both add gravitas to the film. Anthony Edwards is probably an overlooked MVP as Ruffalo’s partner for most of the investigation. Let me just say I thought everybody in this movie was terrific. There are no weak performances to be found in the 2 hours and 40 minutes of this movie on screen.

Even if you’re not confident in the conclusions that the film makes about who the Zodiac was, you will be able to understand why the characters end up with the beliefs that they hold. Fincher’s selection of locales, filming techniques and lighting are all masterful. I’ve already said it, this film holds up over repeated viewings, and the only reason I can think that Fincher and the film were not in contention for the big awards from the Academy was because the movie open too early in the year for people to remember it, I’m not making that mistake, I’m going to remember this film for a long time, believe me, if there’s another screening in a theater somewhere within 50 miles I’ll probably be there.

Hope (2026)

This is a South Korean action, science fiction, horror film that is apparently the most expensive South Korean movie ever made. I can say that it is a pretty handsome movie, and makes the locale look more appealing than I had expected. It also has quite a bit of humor in it which makes it go down a lot more easily than otherwise might have at almost 3 hours in length. What the hell is a movie like this doing running for 3 hours? It makes no sense. 

Speaking of making no sense, the second half of the movie serves up a variety of moments that can be fun to watch but will be difficult to justify from a story point of view. But I will get to that in a moment. Let me start off by talking about the thing that works best concerning the movie, and that’s the first 45 minutes. As usual when there’s a monster, the frightening moments all take place before we actually see the monster. In this case, although they were heavy action moments as we were getting set up, the movie does shift from a horror film to a straight action movie. And that’s because the horror of the unknown is undone by the horror of the CGI that is used to create the antagonists.

My description of the plot is very brief. The police chief of a small South Korean fishing Village, is confronted by destruction that seems to suggest a massive monster is loose and at first he assumes it is a bear or a tiger. The size of the damage created in the wake of the monsters movement through the village tells us that this is no Earth-like mammal but rather something of enormous size and Power, and as we ultimately discover it originates someplace else in the universe. Yes it is an alien movie, I don’t think that’s the biggest spoiler. 

The thing that spoils the movie is not the reveal of the origin of the monster, but rather it is the abandoning of the mystery around the monster and what it looks like and what it is after. The story is a little confusing, because it turns out that there may be two different alien species that are involved. At least that’s the way it seemed to me when we get a more extensive look and a set of alien creatures that are not in the village but rather are in the nearby Woods. They look distinctly different from the creature that created all the havoc in the village and at the conclusion of the film there’s reason to believe that more than one set of visitors is present.

I think the movie is supposed to also play as a comedy, there are simply too many ridiculous things that happen in the story to take it seriously all of the time. One of the characters is tossed about, slapped and squashed in so many ways that it’s impossible to believe that he survived. Like the Energizer Bunny however, he keeps showing up and fighting on. Improbably he starts out as a somewhat unsavory character, but morphs through sheer survival into a heroic figure.

The Village police chief is a reluctant hero, and sometimes he is a little feckless, but that doesn’t mean that he is unsympathetic. I don’t have a huge amount of experience with Korean filmmaking , but I have noticed there’s a tendency to have some slapstick moments and annoyingly over the top characters appear in awkward situations. The chief runs into several locals, and some members of his own Department, that are laughably annoying. His character however is required to be annoying without the humor, and that makes the story frustrating at times because if anyone would  listen to somebody, maybe we would get to the point a little quicker.

There are two extremely long Chase scenes that take place in the film. In the First Act you have the excellent one, which follows the police officer in Pursuit of the monster as it smashes through the village with impunity, and kills dozens residents in the process. We see the Mayhem from his perspective as the monster stays just out of his view, around corners, below the horizon or on the other side of a wall. There’s some horrifying visual images which also provoke some laughter because they are so over the top. This is a pretty gruesome film. Once the target of the monster, the police chase reverses itself, and continues on for another long sequence.  These scenes are shot with great clarity and occasionally with lenses that make the edges of the film feel like they’re bending in scope, which influences  the way the audience is watching the action. In the last Act of the film there’s an equally long Chase and the police chief is again involved, but here it doesn’t feel original or is interesting because they repeat the same moment a dozen times. The monster chasing them gets close, they shoot something at it or it misses a turn and it falls back a little but then we repeat the process. It got a little redundant.

Consider this a spoiler warning, which I usually try to avoid but which I think is essential in talking about this movie and letting you decide whether or not you want to see it. In the last 15 minutes, the focus changes and the aliens begin to be our protagonists as opposed to our antagonists. It feels like a completely different movie has started, and there is not really a very clear transition to it. My guess is that this film is supposed to be the first in a series of movies portraying what is essentially an alien invasion. The trouble is we don’t quite know why they’re here, and we certainly don’t know why there are more than one of them, including crashing spaceships. It’s as if we’re repeating the mystery of the second set of aliens but they’re not recognizing and showing them. I don’t think you can do that trick twice and get away with it. 

I was not unhappy that I saw the movie, but I was surprised how long it ran. Both of the chase sequences I mentioned could have been cut in half in the film would be just fine. Just be glad that we’re not in charge of deciding whether to make the second film a sequel to this movie. I don’t have a strong desire to see what happens next, and if you’re going to end on a cliffhanger that really feels like something that you want to do, make us care. This movie seems to think that by putting words in the mouths of the aliens we will change our perspective and want to see it resolved. I think they’re wrong. 

Ice Cream Man (2026)

 I’d say this movie was a disappointment but I didn’t really have high expectations for it in the first place so it’s hard to reach that conclusion. Basically this is a rip off of the concept from “Weapons” ,  and not a very good one at that. The idea of creepy kids being used to take retribution is a cross between a “Nightmare on Elm Street” and the film from last year where Amy Madigan played the part of an ice cream man, sorry I mean witch.

This film is told from the perspective of the young protagonist, a lactose intolerant lad who has been bullied by classmates and even a little bit by his friends,  but in the end, he stands up the firmest against the evil that is encroaching on his small town. The story doesn’t make much sense until we get a data dump in exposition from a local priest about 2/3 of the way through the movie. And if by any chance you’re suspicious of the priest and what he has to say, you will not be at all surprised at the twist that comes near the end.

This is an Eli Roth film, so no one’s expecting much subtlety. When the vicious killings occur, there’s not really a lot of cutting away, we’re going to see heads separated from bodies, faces smashed to smithereens, and dismemberment galore . Once in a while we get a sly joke inserted into the mayhem, unfortunately they don’t always land. I can say however, that there was one bit that landed for me. There is a very funny scene which is basically a takeoff on the playground scene from Alfred Hitchcock’s the birds. It builds in a form that mimics Hitchcock’s style of shooting in that scene, and the juxtaposition of antagonists is what makes it work.

The Ice Cream man depicted in the film never really talks. And in spite of the horrible things that occur, there is even a slight effort to make his character somewhat sympathetic. That doesn’t work, for the obvious reasons that innocent people are harmed in the process and that in the absence of any words of contrition from the victims, the Ice Cream man just continues to smile maliciously.

So the movie plays like the gore version of The Pied Piper of Hamlin, with indiscriminate victims, and innocent children turned into murderers. Ho hum. I guess I should have known when I saw that Osgood Perkins was a producer on the film. Let’s just say he’s gone zero for three with me, and I’m someone who appreciated that Eli Roth was directing this film,

Fargo (1996) Re-Visit Paramount Suimmer Classic Film Series

Like a lot of film fans, if you ask me on any given day what my favorite movie is from a given director or actor, my opinion is likely to be influenced by the most recent film I’ve seen of theirs. For me I don’t think that’s the case with the Coen brothers. I really enjoy and love most of their films, but “Fargo” has always been my favorite. It features one of the greatest characters that they ever created in Marge Gunderson, the police chief of Brainerd, MN,  who heroically pursues malfeasance in her community. Frances McDormand has been a fixture in the Academy Awards process ever since Mississippi Burning, but this is the film that cemented her as the leading actress of our era.

“Fargo” starts off with a lie, one that most people don’t even realize has been passed off on them. An opening card says that the movie is based on true events. No it is not. The mischief that is created by this line is continued in the ongoing Fargo TV series which uses the same conceit, and tagline about how only the names have been changed in respect to the dead and to protect the living. Joel and Ethan Cohen created a mythos with that line which works to make the film that follows more epic than it really is

Francis McDormand is not the only outstanding performance in the film. There are two other actors whose contributions to Fargo make it one of the great dark comedies of all time, while simultaneously being a grim crime story. William H Macy plays Jerry Lundergaard, the hapless car salesman who has taken out a loan against the inventory on his Father-In-Laws car lot, in order to invest in a piece of property he thinks is going to turn a tidy profit down the road. Of course the problem is he needs more money than he can get, and his solution is to kidnap his own wife and to ransom her using his father-in-law’s money.  Macy presents a guileless persona in  Jerry, he’s a character so conniving and reprehensible, while at the same time being a simpleton and a pushover. You get a good example of his feckless success in the scene where he passively aggressively bullies a customer into paying for an undercoat for the new car he is buying. We get a chance to see how capable Jerry is of lying while still trying to look like a powerless fool. The fact that he is a powerless fool doesn’t hurt.

The third Ace in this hand is Steve Buscemi’s Carl Shoalwalter, a professional criminal nearly as feckless as Jerry is. His frustration with his lot in life builds up to a crescendo of violence rather than a shrug of powerlessness. Buscemi is smarmy and  belligerent, dangerously so when he confronts his own partner. No one in the story is reliable, but we can count on Buscemi to always make the worst choice possible and act as if he is the victim instead of the victimizer. Along with Mr Pink, his character and “Reservoir Dogs”, ShowWalter, establishes Buscemi as the weaseliest character actor of the 90s.

Just like Tarantino does, the Coen’s turned violence into grim humor, but unlike Tarantino, whose joke usually depends on the visual explosion of a handgun in someone’s face, the Coen’s make the situation the source of the humor. The violence is just the consequence of a particular situation. We don’t need to see Buscemi shoot the face off of an innocent ticket clerk in a parking structure, his frustration has already been set up, all we need is to see the consequence.

Chief Gunderson, has a couple of great scenes where her real sincerity is contrasted with the deceptiveness of the people she’s interacting with. Her kindness in regard to a former classmate, who clearly has emotional problems, and seems incapable of telling the truth, makes us see Marge as the decent woman she is in a tough job. In the two times she confronts the duplicitous Jerry Lundergaard, she is authoritative and polite up to the point, where Lundergaard’s rudeness demands that she step up. Her voiceless confrontation with Peter Stormare’s character, as he is disposing of his partner in the wood chipper, shows that she is also fearless, under that veneer of Minnesota nice. 

Even though the film plays out as a tragedy, with several senseless deaths, which occur under uncomfortably amusing circumstances, there’s still some hope. As Marge and her adoring husband lay in bed contemplating the future and their soon to be born child, we get a sense that the normal people in the world still have a chance. That’s about as hopeful as it gets.

Speed racer (2008) Revisit

27 years ago a cult grew up around the films of the Wachowski Brothers / sisters, with the release of”The Matrix”. It was a groundbreaking film that utilized special effects, clever camera tools and frankly brilliant framing and staging, to make a science fiction film a classic. The two sequels never lived up to the promise of that first film, because they got bogged down in a series of philosophical and existential musings.

How could they redeem the promise that they showed with that first Matrix film? For my money the answer is apparently the gloriously overstuffed “Speed Racer”. When this film came out it didn’t do any business that is worth writing home about, which always amazed me because it looks spectacular. It may be that I am just one of those people who’s willing to go along with the conceit of a filmmaker if it strikes me as being appropriate in the moment. For example, I love films like “Snakes on a Plane”, “The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai across the 8th dimension”, and “Swiss Army Man”. “Big Trouble in Little China” may be the most enjoyable film that John Carpenter ever made but I know there are people who just can’t get into it, well I can. And “Speed Racer” is a movie that I’m willing to do the same for.

This movie looks like a cartoon, moves like a cartoon, and is acted like a cartoon, and that’s one of the things that makes it so much fun. When Warren Beatty made “Dick Tracy” back in 1990, he used a very specific color palette and lighting strategy to evoke the comics of the era that the character came from. The Wachowskis are doing the same thing with this movie. The colors are dazzling, oversaturated Neon hued, and they whack you over the head.

If you’ve never seen the movie it’s hard to describe what the experience is like. It’s very immersive, and very loud, and I’m surprised that anybody who suffers from motion sickness can get through a screening of this film without passing out or vomiting. I guess I’m lucky because mostly what I get is an Adrenaline Rush and the kind of brain stimulation that occurs when I drive down the strip in Las Vegas. This particular screening was even more so, because it featured a new 4D presentation of the film on the largest IMAX screen in the state of Texas. It was an assault on your senses that you voluntarily take on, in the hopes that it will get you a kind of psychedelic High without actually having to drop acid.

In the nearly 20 years since the film came out, it has acquired a cult status, which overcomes its initial failings. When I see people criticize the film because they object to the little brother and the chimpanzee, I know they have completely missed the vibe that I experience when I see the movie. Sure the kid is corny, and some of the jokes are obvious, but if you take a look around you’ll see that that’s true everywhere in the movie. That’s one of the pleasures of this film, it is exactly what it wants to be. This movie wants you to give in to the sensory stimulation and the artificial nature of the visuals. If you can accept the little boy and his chimpanzee smuggling themselves in the back of a race car, or engaging in hijinks on a private plane, or simply just being a nuisance, then it’s easy for you to accept the ridiculous car chases, race sequences, and comic book villains.

As a kid I never really watched Speed Racer, so I don’t have that nostalgia to fall back on as a reason for my love of this movie. My embrace of it is clearly based on the audacity of the concept and its execution. I have not been enthusiastic about other films from this duo, but along with “The Matrix”, “Speed Racer” has my respect for them as filmmakers.

Evil Dead Burn (2026)

For almost 40 years I’ve been a fan of the Evil Dead series. The Original Trilogy featuring Bruce Campbell is the most entertaining horror mixed with comedy films that I have seen and that includes “Shaun of the Dead” . I was also a big fan of the reboot in 2012 that took the Grim story of demon possession to a straightforward horror film without the presence of our heroic character Ash.

This film and its predecessor however go a long way toward making me question whether or not I should be seeing any future Evil Dead films. In addition to lacking very much humor, “Evil Dead Rise” and this film, “Evil Dead Burn” lack characters that you care much about and the films  go over the top in ways that suggest that there isn’t any good storytelling available to the filmmakers.

The technical aspects of this film are solid. The makeup effects and the various and sundry deaths and injuries are rendered in all too believable detail. So the incompetence of this movie has nothing to do with the technical abilities of the filmmakers but with their storytelling skills. This movie wants you to try and remember that there is a narrative structure but it mostly ignores that so that we just get from point to point to wallow in the most graphic and unpleasant visual images you’ll probably see on the screen this year.  It’s bad enough to have a body whose face gets smashed in, but then to have another character forced to shove their face into the smashed in face of the Dead character, well it’s just unnecessary. This movie is full of the unnecessary gross flourishes that the filmmaker seems to believe  would make a horror film fun. They are wrong, this was not fun, it did not horrify me so much as gross me out. You could probably accomplish the same effect by filming somebody taking a dump, looking up through a glass table that they’re pooping on. 

The premise of the film is that somebody in a family vaguely connected to the original Professor who discovered the Book of the Dead has uncovered a weapon that can in fact destroy the deadites. So the Monstrous dead are attempting to find the weapon and destroy it so they can continue to take over the rest of the world and turn it into the hellscape that the deadites want. 

This time instead of an apartment building or a cabin in the woods we have a decrepit old mansion that the living are occupying as the dead try to take over. Frankly the biggest problem that I have with this film is that I forgot so much of what happened. I’ve been guilty of posting the last few entries about a movie days or even weeks after seeing that film. What happened here in this movie did not benefit from that pause but rather clarified for me how dull and boring the story really was. 

I didn’t hate this movie, but I didn’t love it either and from the point of view of the Evil Dead series, that seems to be a pretty important failure. Sam Rami and Bruce Campbell were both executive producers on this movie. , but they seem to have had very little creative input and somebody should have told the writers and the director that action needs to move a little quicker to have more zip to it

Deep Water (2026)

If you are ever boarding a plane and you see Aaron Eckhart in the cockpit you should probably take another flight.  Between this movie and Clint Eastwood’s  “Sully”, Eckhart manages to be the co-pilot on two disastrous flights. Of course one of them turns out well and he ends up a hero, This one, not so much. “Deep Water” Is an Amalgam Of Disaster Film And Shark Exploitation. Like the movie “Bait” from a few years ago, we have a disaster followed up by shark attacks, but instead of a tsunami, “Deep Water” has a plane crash in the ocean.

To be honest with you I wasn’t expecting much, this looks like it might even be a straight to video Shark film. It’s actually much better than it has any right to be and in fact Renny Harlin,  the director of this film, seems to be back in form when it comes to creating a suspenseful action movie. After early successes like “Die Hard 2” and “Cliffhanger” , Harlan has been inconsistent, with several films  relegated to direct video in the last 10 years. He had a film out last year that just got a token release in theaters and I’ll bet you didn’t even know that. Unfortunately this film also got a very limited release, and because it didn’t take over the box office in the first weekend it disappeared from most theaters, which is too bad. “Deep Water” is an exciting disaster picture, with a truly horrifying crash sequence and plenty of suspense in the shark sections.

Ben Kingsley is the co-star, and he’s just fine as the older pilot,  who makes the initial tough decisions  Ultimately he gives way to Eckhart’s First officer. Not to give too much away, that’s not by choice. There is just enough character development of some of the passengers to make us interested in what’s going on, but not so much just to turn it into a soap opera. When the time comes for us to root for certain characters to survive or to be consumed, we know exactly where our feelings are going to rest.

Slow burn is not the way I would describe the picture but it does take its time to get started. Once the crash sequence starts however, it is phenomenally frightening and I think it will make you more afraid of flying than the Sharks will make you fear being in the water. The combination of practical effects and CGI are very convincing. The interior shots of the plane are very effective and practical, and even the exterior CGI is pretty solid.   There are a number of hazards that show up in the crash sequence that you probably haven’t thought about , but will make you nervous the next time you get on an airplane. Fires and falling luggage are bad enough, but you better keep your seatbelt on if you know what’s good for you.

In the long run this film doesn’t do anything new, it just does what it’s supposed to do very well and that is to entertain us. You should be gripping your arm rest pushing yourself back into the seat and occasionally closing your eyes during several moments in the film. The Shark sequences are solid, and I think the sharks look better than the CGI sharks that Harlan had in “Deep Blue Sea”, but I’ll probably get yelled at for saying so. 

Aaron Eckhart’s character has a personal backstory that doesn’t seem to make much sense, and it is clearly manipulative at the end of the film. That’s okay though, his character has managed to secure the safety of as many passengers as possible, including the adorable children that you knew were going to be part of the plot.

So you probably won’t get a chance to see this in theaters but when it shows up on your streaming service, take the plunge and fork over a couple of bucks. One of The Producers on the film, of which there are at least a hundred it seems like, is Gene Simmons of  Kiss, who of course wants your money. So go ahead and give it to him and have a good time and enjoy the surprise of a competently made film that does what it sets out to do without embarrassing anyone.