Borderlands (2024)

There is no ELO Music in the film, just in this lying Trailer

I couldn’t help but feel flashbacks to the 1983 film  “Space Hunter Adventures in the Forbidden Zone”, and the 2017 movie “Valerian and the City of a thousand Planets”, as I was watching this film about a dystopian planet that contains a secret pursued by all of the characters. This film is apparently based on a video game, and it feels like one of those early 1990s / 2000s films that used video games as their launch point. It has some of the visual panache of the game but can’t overcome the simplicity of the plot or the obviousness of the characters. So it has a good look, but that’s about it. The characters who are supposed to be quirky and unique, just miss the mark like they did in “Space Hunter” and “Valerian”.

The unfortunate thing that this film will most be remembered for, is that it proves that Cate Blanchett can in fact deliver a bad performance. She is the lead character in this story and Blanchett approaches it as if she’s completely bored and it’s just waiting for the director to call cut so that she can go home and read something interesting or look for a better job in the next movie. She’s an admirable stand in when they’re grafting her into a CGI action scene, but outside of that she is just boring, and that’s not something I thought I would ever say about Cate Blanchett. The material is weak, but she does nothing to elevate it.

Jack Black does the Voice of the robot in the movie, named Claptrap. It’s an unfortunately prophetic name given the way this character feels thrown together and written. He’s supposed to be the comic relief, but too often he comes across as the irritating exposition dump for the movie. The producers of this film hired Kevin Hart to play a part that would have been better cast with Dwayne Johnson. Why you hire a comedian like Kevin Hart to play part where he has no comedic lines and his delivery should be serious, but remains dull instead, is a mystery to me. I’m not saying that Hart should only be relegated to comedic roles, but I am saying that he is outside of his depth here, and there is somebody else who probably could have played the part better.

This is a chase/action film set on a planet that looks like it was designed to house the film extras from a Mad Max movie. In “Thor Ragnarök” we got a similar kind of planet but there were interesting characters and there was some funny bits with the inhabitants of the trash dump that our heroes found themselves in, that is not the case with this film. The people who populate this planet are barely represented at all, they’re not particularly interesting, and the set design is inexplicably dull in spite of the fact that it is meticulously recreating a trash dump very much like we saw in that Thor movie.

The film is full of energy that is misspent, acting that is indifferent, and creativity that is wasted on things that are unimportant. This movie just feels stiff from the very beginning. It’s hard to put your finger on exactly what went wrong but it’s easy to say that something clearly has gone wrong because I should be having fun and I’m not. I actually fell asleep for 5 minutes at a time in two different sections of the film one of which involved a chase and the other involved a shootout. If you can’t keep me from dozing off during those kinds of sequences something is clearly wrong. Jamie Lee Curtis doesn’t fix any of it. So it’s easy to say about this movie,  “something is clearly wrong”.  

Paramount Summer Classic Film Series- Oceans 11 (2001)

A good heist story is always entertaining as long as it is executed effectively. Stephen Soderberg’s Oceans 11 is a big screen remake of a heist film from the 1960s, that had a hip reputation but was not a terrific heist movie. The remake corrects that. A heist movie depends on a clever plot, multiple complications in the execution of the heist, and usually a twist the audience didn’t see coming. This version of Ocean’s 11 has all of those in abundance, and it also has a great cast of characters to round out the story.

It may be true the George Clooney is not the star he once was, because his films have not drawn the box office numbers that they did Once Upon a Time. However he still has charisma, and this 23-year-old film demonstrates that in spades. Along with “Out of Sight” from two years earlier, Clooney was at the apex of charming criminal masterminds at the turn of the century. The plot here, involves a complicated intrusion into the vault that contains the cash flow of three major casinos in Las Vegas. The crew is attempting to steal the money from that vault, which is impenetrable and is protected by a vast security force. How will they do it, and will they get away with it?

The first two acts of the film set up the characters and the situation that they are faced with. We are given as much as possible to sympathize with them. The mark they are after appears to be a brutal, heartless, chiseler who has double crossed one of their team, and is stealing love of the team leader. Clooney, as Danny Ocean, is cool calm and collected as he assembles his crew with the assistance of his friend played by Brad Pitt. The two of them create enough cool in this movie to make it competitive with the Frank Sinatra movie that it’s based on. When you layer on top of it, Don Cheadle, Matt Damon, Elliott Gould, and as the villain, anxious cold-eyed Andy Garcia. You can put your beer in the refrigerator now because this film is cooler than anything you’re going to see this year.

The twists in this movie are fun, and well plotted. Like all movies of this ilk, the plot depends a little bit on certain characters behaving in a way that is anticipated by the other characters, to a T. Other than that old trope, the movie works well in disguising what’s really happening, both to the characters in the film and for us the audience. When we realize how they’re going to get away with it we smile with indulgence because we have been fooled by the cleverness of the master criminal. It’s just too much fun.

The screening was packed with a variety of people, many of whom had not seen the movie before, as you could tell by the way they were reacting to some of the twists. Don Cheadle’s accent, Elliott Gould’s cigar and robe, and Casey Affleck and Scott Caan bickering with each other, all add humorous moments to the film, that aren’t necessarily cool but are clearly a lot of fun. The film combines some really basic physical comedy, with some sophisticated dialogue and plot devices which amuse us in a completely different way.

Matt Damon is sort of the standout in the film, because he’s a young buck on the rise, but he’s still naive enough to fall for some of the bits that the older duo of Pitt and Clooney engage in. He’s capable of playing comedy given the right material, and boy is this the right material. I shouldn’t neglect that one of the characters in the film, is played by Julia Roberts, and although she’s not one of the 11, she is critical in the execution of the heist. When the follow-ups of “Ocean’s 12” and “13” appear, she finally gets counted as a member of the team. I’d be perfectly happy if they counted to 20 in the next few years, so we can enjoy these clever heist movies in greater abundance.